Ⅰ 英语内涵段子，带翻译
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn't stand the pain. If you can make my hair look like yours without causing me any discomfort, I'll pay you $5,000."
"No problem," said the stylist, and he quickly shaved his head.
一个秃头的男人坐在理发店里。发型师问：“有什么可以帮你吗？”那个人解释说：“我本来要去做头发移植，但实在太疼了。如果你能够让我的头发看起来像你的一样，而且没有任何痛苦，我将付给你5000美元。”
“没问题，”发型师说，然后他很快帮自己剃了个光头。
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back. Her momentum carried her close to my shoes. Before I could help her, however, she had scrambled up. Gaining her composure, she winked at me and said, "Do you always have beautiful women failing at your feet?"
摔倒的女人
上下班高峰期，我匆匆奔向纽约豪华中心站去赶一趟火车。接近门口，一位肥胖的中年妇女从后面冲过来，没想到在平滑的大理石地面上失了脚，仰面滑倒了。她的惯性使她接近了我的脚。我正准备扶她，她却自己爬了起来。她镇定了一下，对我挤了一下眉，说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？”
Bring me the winner
- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.
-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.
-- Well, bring me the winner then.
给我那个打赢的吧
-- 服务员，
这个龙虾只有一只爪。
-- 对不起，先生，这只肯定打过架了。
-- 哦， 那给我那个打赢的吧。
Ⅱ 这是内涵段子的那个，求全名
一部电视剧克拉恋人
Ⅲ 我记得有一个游戏是英文名的 现在找不到了 是在内涵段子看到的 有一个白色的小豆豆 打上面的
真空和你
Ⅳ 内涵段子：老师20用英语怎么读
内涵段子：老师20用英语怎么读
最近我们学校来了一美女老师，20左右，私下都叫她20老师，有一次20老师问：我为什么叫她20老师？我：老师20用英语怎么读？老师害羞的蒙上了脸...
Ⅳ 内涵段子起名字那个放黄光的字母v怎么搞的。。。
那是会员制
Ⅵ 内涵段子最火的英文歌有哪些
1.samsara
2.like i would-Tom budin remix
3.the next episode
4.toca toca
5.wicked wonderland
6.Ng?u H?ng - Hoaprox(PDD洪荒之力)
7.boom——sevenn
8.light
Ⅶ 内涵段子tv中的男女混声的英文歌名是什么
Whatever U Want
播放
歌手：Christina Milian
语言：国语
所属专辑：Pop Princesses 2